ARE YOU STRESSED OUT?

Date: Tue, 21 Sep 1999 07:49:18 -0500

ARE YOU STRESSED OUT?

Well~

Here are some ways that you can learn to

HANDLE THAT STRESS!

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Jam minature marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.

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Use you MasterCard~ to pay your Visa bill.

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Pop some popcorn~ without putting the lid on.

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When someone says, "Have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.

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Find out what a frog in a blender~ really looks like.

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Make a list of things~ you have already done.

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Dance naked~ in front of your pets.

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Put your child's clothes on backwards~ and send them off to school as if nothing was wrong.

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Thumb through the National Geographic~ and draw underwear on the Natives.

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Go shopping and buy everything you want~ sweat in them and return them the next day.

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Drive to work~ in reverse.

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Read the dictionary backwards~ and look for subliminal messages.

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Start a nasty rumor~ and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.

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Bill your doctor~ for the time you spent in his waiting room.

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Get a box of condoms~ wait in line at the checkout and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.